SamuelGame 1.0.3 patch notes:

-Samuel now learns anti-eldritch magic upon finding Elder Boxers.

-Samuel can now learn anti-drug magic by reading old magazines.

-Reworked Elder Boxers and similar armors because they did nothing.

-You can now mind-read more enemies.

-Tweaked stores and enemy drop rates.

-Tweaked some enemy's resistance to Darkness, namely PARTY ROBOT!, Lockermancers, and Forrest.

-Added Greater Curse-n'-a-Can! as a rare item that inflicts the "Depowered" status effect, halving magic attack damage.

-Stoner Hater, Chuck, Super-Duper-Wills, and Super Goblin 9000's Fighting Spirit now can inflict "Depowered".

-Hitting the Cat Who Says Gneep Gnorp increases the Cruise Doom Counter by 1.

-There are now new ways to increase the Cruise Doom Counter.

-Slightly nerfed Astral Erasure and similar spells.

-SUPERBOSS now automatically gets healed at the end of every round.

-Lil Pag is not taking constructive criticism.

-Wisp-O'-Wills and similar enemies now have increased fire resistance.

-Gosh no longer makes the same noise as Cat Who Says Bruh in California, as this conflicted with lore.

-Enemies with blood now take additional damage from Dracula.

-Men in Black now have flamethrowers.

-Sticks and Stones now drop bricks when defeated.

-Rats, Ninjas, and Hoop Snakes now have a chance to get depressed mid-battle.

-Crime Chimp gets a post-timeskip power increase.

-Changed around some NPCs a bit.

-Added new crit-boosting status effects.

-Indrid's lightswitch no longer turns the sun off.

-Indrid's lightswitch is now haunted by a stronger specter.

-Tweaked some things in California. For instance, Cruise can get taken away by an eagle now.

-Added option to sync monitor FPS.

-Polished several scenes up a very slight bit.

-Samuel can now read the Declaration of Independence and cry.